We’ve been criticized for never saying anything negative. We can justify that because we choose most of the restaurants we go to based on reviews and recommendations, or they are places from “The List”; therefore we go with confidence that it will be a good experience.
We can no longer be criticized.
il Piatto is 4 blocks from Liza’s house, and she has walked by numerous times wondering if it was any good. A while back there was a livingsocial deal for it and she got one, thinking if it wasn’t good, at least we would have saved 50%. We decided to try it a couple of weeks ago on a cold Thursday evening. We called ahead as the deal said reservations were required, and while she hesitated when Liza asked if we could come tonight, she did say to come on. We arrived around 7:00. There were 4 occupied tables in what was a vast sea of seating. We waited at the front for at least 10 minutes before anyone came out of the back and noticed we were waiting. After we were seated we read the menu, discussed our days, the weather, Paul’s recent hiking trip, and still no server was found. At this point we realized we had no camera to document this so-far foodless night. Paul ran home to get the camera and while he was gone, a server finally came around and Liza ordered for both. The server was a bit put off by the fact that we only wanted water to drink, but we were a bit nervous about how long it would have taken to get a drink had we ordered one.
Bread was served which was nothing to write about. Actually we can’t even remember it now. But we do remember that the olive oil was awkward to pour because of the spout on the cruet, and it was virtually tasteless.
Liza had the Spaghetti alla Carbonara, which is spaghetti with a cream sauce, house cured pancetta, parsley and Parmesan. Liza doesn’t normally gravitate to cream sauces, but this one sounded good. It was not great, definitely forgettable, and probably a half a notch above what you would find at Olive Garden. Really, there’s just not much to say about it.

Paul had the Stufato di Manzo, which has a better ring to it. It was a cured beef stew with chanterelle mushrooms, roasted plums, Gorgonzola, all served over gnocchi. These are all foods that Paul likes under most circumstances. In these proportions, the dish was overwhelmingly sweet, which was not expected nor really enjoyed. Even without the plums, the sauce would have been very rich. With them, they overpowered everything to the extent that while the beef had the correct texture, it tasted only of plums.

During our time there, only one or two other tables were seated. Having walked by often and never noticing a crowd, and now experiencing it for ourselves, we have to wonder how long it will survive in this city where perfection has become the norm for all things food. It’s a shame really, as it’s in our neighborhood and we love having great options all around us. This isn’t one we’ll return to.
We needed to salvage the night. Paul remembered another groupon he had for Gilt Club, a restaurant in the Northwest, which happens to be from “The List”, and we thought dessert and dessert wines would redeem the evening. We drove over to the other side of the river and arrived at our 2nd restaurant of the night. It was not overly crowded either, but by this time in the evening, it was well past time for a dinner crowd.
The dessert menu had quite a few amazing sounding options, and we took our time narrowing it down. Paul had the marscapone cheesecake with huckleberries and fresh whipped cream. It was light and airy with a not typical cheesecake flavor and texture, but in a good way. He also had a 10 Year Tawny Port which didn’t last long enough to actually have with his dessert.

Liza had the pear tart with dried cherries, puff pastry, caramel sauce and brown sugar ice cream. It was…amazing. Caramel and pears are always perfectly paired, and the dried cherries could have been a dessert all on their own. You should definitely have one of these now, before they take it off the menu. It was accompanied by the 07 Andrew Rich “ice” Gewurtztraminer, which we are proud to say was made, in part, by Ben-the-winemaker. This was Liza’s first Gewurtz, but it will not be her last.

The night began slow, moved to mediocre entrees, and ended with fantastic desserts and drinks. Gilt Club is worth repeating. il Piatto makes no sense when there is much better food for probably less money very close by.